Happy Thanksgiving!

The Punchline wishes everyone a Happy Thanksgiving. No column this week due to the holiday, but for those needing their weekly fix of sports comedy, the Lions-Dolphins game should do the trick. I can't even begin to imagine the hilarious blooper reels that game will provide. At the very least, it'll provide an excuse for avoiding your relatives for three hours (note: only the Lions-Dolphins game will give you the opportunity to completely avoid conversation with family members as nobody else in their right mind would want to watch that particular game. This trick will not work with either the Cowboys or the Chiefs game).

Once again, Happy Thanksgiving!